A Story Full of Fail (2008)
so GrokClan we r legion !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is m3 = Supa33 + spaxx0r krull frag zykLn ( - UK_G + othrs who were @class or sum gayshi) r slidn on the internets killn tards an we hd our headchans open an tho eh say so mehself all shown mad skillz ie spaxx0r run all over causn butthurt in all other socall clans screamn die die all u fuktards an I jes totly pwnt this giant n00b assface who ran out from behin a rock an got drild btw the eyes wit teh railgun: his face wuz liek o rly then it explodes so I msg him lol sorry son let m3 tell u 1 thing wherev u roam on the internets Ill aways b in ur base killn ur d00dz foreva yea eh will administer u butthurt do it 2 u liek eh do it 2 ur mom ever night 5x how she love it he he
so the n00b is double pwnt an spaxx0r starts a thread sez ok it is writn all they shall undergo butthurt list now so I am liek scientologists krull sez whitey + all put in until our list rds scientologists whitey liberals furfags emofanboyfags fatgirls homos Dax Flame nigras Harry Potter an ur mom an as we make list Im still teabaggn the n00b goin eat my balls newfag eat eat what else wd u be doin fappn off 2 hentai wearn ur moms underwear? an eh start wondern who iz this n00b sum assburgers basement dweller type kid from Canada or sum fagplace an then he logs off triplepwnt no cumbak total smakdown epic lulz truely.
so GrokClan (fyi we r legion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) call a #34 that iz rule 34 of the internet if it exist there is pr0n of it so spaxx0r posts video of xbox wit a boner + I post a sanwich jizzn on grlz face + krull posts mudkips/dragonballz(anal) + sum chopped horrorpic of a guy with a split dick liek in 2 pieces eh am not jokn make u sick truely an after ZykLn posts goatse which is a meme over 100 years old an only gives lulz 2 13 yr old grls so we all flame him tell him failfag is fail u hav no frenz an will die alone suck it up biaatch + nxt I hd 2 do stuff IRL so I said brb + logged off + it was all ok until l8r.
so l8r on 9chan readn threads on /u/ when sum anon posts a fotochopped pic of my 2ndLie avatar with shitn dicknipples an a msg U R FULL OF FAIL which as a troll is liek single-celld from teh dawn of time when dinosaurs roam earth so I jes post O RLY? + think 2 mehself sum n00b is off his meds 0 2 worry abt but then it hapns again with a diff pic a cam grab of m3 sittn at my pc in my room with writing on the forehead CAN I HAZ BUTTSEX? an now eh kno this is war + there is already protothread of posts sayn lolwut + wtf + wut + 1 or 2 sayn MOAR so eh know eh need 2 quickly post epic win response b4 whole of chan get think theres lulz in postn failpics of m3 an eh hav 2 live out rest of my lief as an old meme gettn assfukked by newfags an so I sage it but eh am thinkn how tf did they get that pic an y m3 eh start 2 worry is this sum1 eh trolled my kid bro that ghey azn d00d from hisk00l or praps moar dark: is it sum sneakyfuk from GrokClan? frag mebbe or spaxx0r trolln m3? I quickly get anim8d gif of monkeys doin buttsex in out in out put arrows “m3” (doin it 2) “u” + FAIL in 36pt post it that wil do 4 now till eh think of sthn w moar justice but then eh am liek OMG because s1 posts pic of a grl + msg – sup /u/? an she is not jes a grl but a delicious loli filt w profit an wearn tiny tshirt blak hair mebbe part azn wuteva she is hot wut iz she mebbe 15? an so there is the trad chorus of /u/
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
TITS OR GTFO!
an then OMGx2 anon posts a 2nd pic an she is not wear the teeshirt any moar jes bikini top or sthn small an u cn see her nips thru an she is truely full of delicious profit so eh am thnkn o yes o o tits or gtfo but eh hope an pray its tits eh hav boner liek just thnkn abt it an reptiel brain is goin raep raep raep her for life success + g8 justice raep raep raep in the pooper do it now do it until the fedz break down ur door an ur V& an eh know all across /u/ anon is thnkn saem thng shit is ca$h fap fap fap fap fap fap fap an so eh am thnkn ever1 has forgotn dum chopped pix of m3 but then o jesus mek m3 unsee it this loli who ever1 thnks so full of win this loli sumfag is alrdy christen bikini-chan posts /u/ 2 say:
o hai sup /u/ so u cuties liek wut /u/ c? herez a lil loli request 4 a RAID on GrokClan supa33 on myspc jewtube 2ndlie clansite anythn u liek he is TOTAL tard made of fail he h8d on my fren so post proof in return u get tits an mebbe buttsecks l8r – even my msn 2 lucky winr x bikinichan
eh thnk fuk fuk fuk o this is bad wut fren? so many ppl eh hav h8 on iz it the skinny cnt who wuz liek bwaaaa! wen we trolld this pro-ana site wit pix of fatgrlz? iz it 1 of weaboo chix whose crappy furfic or l8me anime art we h8d? or sum rpg fag? or sum1 else? but eh kno 1thg this is v fukn bad 4 1 tru thg abt /u/ it is a cruel plc there is meme none of us is as cruel as all of us an it is a tru meme even if old cuz it only take sum1 with skillz 2 raid m3 an ever1 else will join in until eh am totly pwnt. So eh am typn sage sage sage sage sage an /u/ is not ur priv8 army fuk u thnkn fast as poss liek wtf this is troll 4 shiz fukn camwhore dusn exis jes sum d00d repostn pix he found on sum forum an usn it 2 tek revenge on m3. I msg GrokClan on closed irc #GrokClan say wut u kno abt bikinichan wut iz she an frag posts bump an spaxx0r posts bumpity bump an eh thnk o gr8 v 1337 ever1 2 busy fappn off 2 this cumslut 2 care abt m3 or even care she mekkn threats vs all GrokClan - wut eva happnt 2 all4114all?
so eh chek my aknts an logs an all look ok until o shi- sum1 post pic 2 /u/ of my homepg wit horrorpix gayfags shittn n each othrs moufs an suer enuf ev been raided an o mek m3 unsee it /u/ fnds it lulzworthy then everthn happn at 1ce my pc slows rt down + eh get these msgs n my inbox liek they all cum frm diff ppl:
im in ur akount shardin ur purples
im in ur hard drive stealn ur internets
im in ur bathroom pisin on ur mom
im in ur network sukin ur b&width
im in ur forebrain wipn ur memes
im in ur phoen dialin ur honeyz
im in ur servr eatn ur dataz
im in ur pda scrambln ur nos
im in ur flikr chopn ur fotos
im in ur myspc deletn ur frenz
im in ur comments spammn ur blog
im in ur house fukn ur sister
im in ur kitchen magimixn ur dog
im in ur ipod rippn ur t00nz
im in ur wii beatn ur hiscores
im in ur blood killn ur tcellz
an so on it goez o rly? ya rly eh am mad now eh am RL internet h8 machine an eh thnk ok this cumlovn piss drnkn camwhore/trap/troll thnks she can pwn m3? but all is fukt our ClanSite is down looks liek ddos attak on server fuk fuk fuk an finally the others realise it serious bizniz too so we do lookups traceroutes whois call in favrs wit all 1337 crewz clanz scriptkiddies we kno an we mek promise +5 on all stats 100HP magic items credit card nos ftp dirs of pr0n CP snuff anythn tryn 2 fin whois this ho an why iz she doin this - we hav rep 2 uphold an it slippn away we gettn pwnt dub trip quadpwnt an u know how long it take 2 get rep - eh post 2 /u/ msgs mekkn liek eh don care abt massiv antilulz: hai sup whois this batshit insane chan bought her boobjob at target?????????? an we post chopped pix of her wit cock in her mouf cum on her face an so on an eh get moar angry cos we gt saged + ppl post stupid posts calln us furfags an sayn shit liek bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! o n0ez did u lose ur ipod? do u fap 2 ghost in the shell? u like 2 wear ur chnmail codpc otherkin rpg fag? /u/ has turnd on us. /u/ rly wants us 2 go dn. iz gettn worsr an worsr our irc is slamd an it is so unfair anon has decided we r faggots jes bcz sum chan promises tits trub wit anon is anon is lil bitch 4 tits that iz the gr8 wkns of anon an now this look liek the end of GrokClan they r raepn us raepn us in the pooper truly
so ZyKln is moan who iz she an y duz she haet us? we r totly infectd wit antilulz krull talkn abt goin offline an we r feeln epicly pwnt but favrs cum bak and some haxx0rs giv us evertn we need so now we hav whois + DNS lookup on her an a lil social enginrn give us RL name “Jennifer Lunberg” an RL adrs which is sumplc in MI so we drop hr anon msg wit google earth pic + GPS of her hous sa we r comn 2 tie u up put duct taep on ur mouf lok u in basement raep raep raep u evr plc tek fotos cut u kill u slow chop u up u bitch if u evr post agn we will maek ur life hell
eh think this will b enuf
but o mek m3 unsee next day bikinichan/Jennifer look liek she duznt give a shi- and post 2 /u/ sayn eh promise eh deliver mo betta 4 any1 who pwns grokclan <3 an ther r pix of her wit no top + sup/u/ written on her nekid tits an all /u/ is goin crazy bump bump fap fap fap f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 win win these pix is d8stamp so this is no 1 trolln her or us she exists IRL an all GrokClan r thinkin same: shit is ca$h why duz she haet us so hard?
but no 1 can say GrokClan is fail no 1 n the others feel sam as m3 so we r rdy this iz war an tho clansite goez dn an my fb is /i/vaded an my phoen is ringn wit prank calls an my pc is slo praps even sum1 zombied it mebbe o fuk bt eh hav 2 concentrate on w1n go 2 phoen + call her house result! a fem voice jennifer lunberg eh say no sez femvoice this hr mom who iz this pls it clinic eh sa can eh spk 2 ur dotr she sez wut abt eh say priv8 mattr she sez eh am hr mother so eh sa it concerns d8 of her abortion an mom goes 0 n0ez wtf or = in momspk (0 profanity) an eh sa praps eh shd call bk l8r an put phoen down 4 gt justice n total epic wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! mom wl g0e batshit of course we hav recorded call an wait 3 hrs then post 2 /u/ rly we r made of win n eh thnk this mus be enuf an praps it is praps we shd hav stop there - 1st it seem liek bikinichan wan fight cuz there is post 2 /u/ of m3 chopped 2 look like tard with txt: I thnk Supa is a pretty cool guy eh fights lil lolis + doesn’t afraid of anything. I sage this an am hpy 2 say others sage it too first tiem bikinichan is fail mebbe GrokClan has chance + eh send her msg u will die alone whyu such a whiny disgustn greasy flat chest lil bitch made of fail u slut attention whore u shd be tentacle raeped broken bottle drill in ur cunt gtfo neva post /u/ again or u will die die why u haet us? + she duzn msg bak so we go on raid her myspc bomb it wit horrorpr0n burns victims STD pus torture abugrabe + an her0es shootn thself etc an we post scrngrab to /u/ but she duzn answr an myspc stays up mus be afk cryn on her bed bwaa boohoo or sthn an now we feel smell of epic wiiiiiiiiiiiiiin + gt justice cuz thru r *chans we hav sauce hr school list and email of her class fm soc ntwk myspc fb bebo etc so we mek nice img macro of her wt tits out and chop sum cum dripn out of hr mouf an send it to abt 50-60 kids msg header “did u kno Jennifer Lunberg is a cum drinkn exhib whore?” an ther is kaos an lulz engulf the internets + more than 100 kidz choke on ther bkfst cereal + on /u/ GrokClan has rep 1ce more all iz shiny + well + eh am almost dispptd ther is silenc fm bikinichan cuz eh wan 2 c wut she iz liek aftr gtn pwnt n outcast by frenz + hav her mom dad thnk shes a slut who fukkd all football team + must b v& to psych ward to admin electric shok so awardn us 2000 internets an +25 on all stats: in her base killn her d00dz cuntpunchn her 4 RL!
so 2 days l8r there is post all in caps by sum anon shoutn at /u/ I HOPE YOU BASTARDS ARE PROUD OF YOURSELFS? COS OF YOUR TWISTED HAT-FILLED ATTACKS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL HAVE BEEN DRIVEN TO END HER LIFE. YOU SHOULD GO TO JAIL I HOPE YOU ALL ROTS IN HELL. JEN WAS A WONDERFUL PERSON I WAS PROUD TO CALL HER MY FREND. SHE WAS WORTH A MILLION OF YOU. I KNOE YOU WILL JUST THINK THIS IS FUNNY COS THAT WHAT YOU DO BUT YOU NEED TO KNO THAT THE DISGUSING MESSAGS AND PICTURS YOU SENT TO HER FRINDS AND FAMILIE ARE BENETH CONTENP YOU SHOULD BE ASHAME I HOPE YOU DIE YOU DISGUSTING GODLESS HEARTLESS IDOTS.
/u/ totly lovd this post and say it wuz full of WIN tho all anons think obv troll FAEK FAEK def sum1 tryn 2 hard soon 200+ posts in thread everthn fm PARTY HARD!!!!!! + OP NEEDS MOAR CAPS to this is so ghey + clever troll is clever + all kind of img macro wt bikinichan with nooses / knife / gun in mouf / bikinichan + ipod 0 n0es! / bikinichan in heavn fap fap jiz on her wings + many posts with godless heartless idots which is new meme for /u/ liek motto eh thnk wl be on tshirts v soon. But then sum1 posts link 2 news site with report grl hangs self in bedrm after internet h8 campaign bullyn 2 much 4 trubd teen. Mom + dad say she gt in 2 deep wt dk side of internets + /u/ starts to post pix of FBI vans + SWAT teams + say u r so v& he he.
Now 2 me it looks RL an eh feel phear has she rly dun it, pwnt herself?
how 2 erase? how 2 hide? hit delete on all my threads + clean cache + del other stuff on hard drive + finly decide 2 wipe drive but eh kno party van is cumn 4 me cuz other newschans hav story + it is all over jewtube + CNN + forn plc liek bbcsite bt they will nev undrstn SHE STARTED IT wtf + it wuz jes a social expt eh didnt kno she wuz bunnyboiler + eh wuz seen wut wd happn it wuznt serious jes drama jes sthn 2 do eh am telln u honestly pls
u hav to believe m3 rly I jes did it 4 the lulz